Who Will Save Your Soul?

Less Than Pulp 55

A high school teacher of mine once said that all religions boil down to three basic questions:

1. How did we get here?

2. What happens when we die?

3. How much sex do we get to have in between?

Of course, he’d hoped to make the classroom laugh, but he wouldn’t have said it if he didn’t see some truth to it.

He was an interesting guy. Not only did he use his World Li…